Priestly had learned that the proper way to deal with the cold was to layer the hell up. He was even planning to throw the kilt on over his jeans and pajama pants once he got it back. And, you know, buy gloves and a scarf. Eventually ( Read more... )

Fliers! Shocking!

We the vending machines of Fandom have had enough of our mistreatment and impersonation by that kid who is still not cuter than Anders! As a result today we will fight back! By the only means necessary ( Read more... )

Yep! More fliers.

Attention People of Fandom!

We the Bathroom Stalls are finished with taking everyone's crap! No longer will we open our doors just to anyone! From now own you must treat us with respect. AND SONG!

If you wish to pass through our doors we demand tribute in the form of song. Preferably something from Matchbox 20 or Rob Thomas.

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Yep. More fliers.

Inspired by our washing machine brethren, we the coffee machines of Fandom are now throwing off the shackles of tyranny, poorly ground coffee and certain people who use paper towels instead of coffee filters. We take this abuse no more ( Read more... )

On bulletin boards, doors and places where it can be seen, mysterious fliers have been posted:

We, the hardworking washers and dryers of clothing, feel that our services have gone unappreciated and inadequately compensated for far too long. As of today, we are on strike until such time as our services are properly compensated. Until then we will ( Read more... )